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homoraptors @fireholly99 @theMirai All non Dragon Age elves suck. Fact.

Friday, January 27th 2:17 PM

lovenotestoself Let's face it: elves suck. Well, mine does anyway. http://t.co/yvDQANhy

Thursday, January 12th 3:20 AM

Crippledhugs @AKvltGhost @Horse_Crimes if elves suck so much why was it MEN who destroyed everything all the elves did was run away!!

Saturday, January 7th 8:25 PM

sasuraiger Yo we are OUT of PBR real talk. Bud platinum, with new elves, still sucks

Sunday, February 5th 6:37 PM

hatinwonthelp RT @cameronmercer15: Keebler elves can suck my dick .

Wednesday, January 11th 12:29 PM

cameronmercer15 Keebler elves can suck my dick .

Wednesday, January 11th 8:17 AM

coconutqueen @shadowsans @anguaji ELVES!! *touches up woad* *sucks in belly* *pads out breastplate*

Saturday, January 14th 3:32 AM

BaileyKim48 Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down

Saturday, January 14th 5:06 PM

tobyadore I reallyy wish house elves existed. Laundry at 3 am sucks. #cometomedobby

Thursday, January 12th 11:56 PM

culturejunky Or, maybe Timmy Thomas is angling to be the running mate for Newt Gingrich. Call it the Keebler elves ticket. #GOP #NHL #USpoli #bruins suck

Tuesday, January 24th 12:49 PM

MelanieMendess Damian elves told me he's gay and sucks cock .. My word he said that

Tuesday, January 24th 11:47 AM

Nai_Calus I need more minis. Most of mine are PC minis, and most of those are elves/Eladrin. Then again my local scene sucks. #dnd

Wednesday, January 11th 11:15 AM

jamesspeedy @CurtMcD why does everyone hate elves in the game? oh yeah, because they suck. i may actually join the imperials. i have the quest option.

Friday, February 3rd 11:53 AM

SecondHandStore @Fat_Aaron Falmer, Snow Elves originally, were the first inhabitants of Skyrim. Suck it bitch.

Thursday, January 26th 11:42 PM

Erika_HP_7 @MlleGDelacourHP *smirks* unpacking? you did that yourself? *laughs lightly* you could've let the elves do it for you ((i know it sucks)) xx

Monday, January 23rd 3:37 AM

cod_hater @Elding39 hey elv,have u left yet?ur missus was gonna suck me off this mornin.....just hope she takes them false teeth out this time

Monday, February 6th 3:07 AM

aardvarkwizard @damnglitch i just don't like elves (dunmer don't count they are awesome, altmer and bosmer suck)

Tuesday, January 10th 11:29 AM

arch4ngel @callie_828 @evilkimisevil Look if elves were supposed to be real people then the Dalish wouldn't suck so much. I think.

Sunday, January 22nd 10:34 AM

Lindstromsri i don't know what the keebler elves have been up to these days but can they go scrape the ice of my car. that job really sucks

Tuesday, January 10th 7:35 AM

marzilla_rk i don't know what the keebler elves have been up to these days but can they go scrape the ice of my car. that job really sucks.

Tuesday, January 10th 7:35 AM