The Suck Report

106,333,241 Tweets Indexed

What Sucks Today

1. Life — (35.86%)
2. School — (-5.62%)
3. Shit — (-3.26%)
4. Tweet +20 (291.83%)
5. Girl +5 (57.70%)
6. People +1 (4.56%)
7. Work +1 (29.23%)
8. Single +24 (193.53%)
9. Guys — (9.33%)
10. Lakers +38 (265.09%)
11. Band +35 (230.51%)
12. Tryna -8 (-51.23%)
13. Clippers +94 (495.06%)
14. Everything +1 (43.45%)
15. Phone -4 (-2.46%)
16. Twitter +5 (63.84%)
17. Weekend +33 (119.64%)
18. Boy +9 (40.32%)
19. Chelsea +941 (3,755.56%)
20. Team -7 (-9.95%)
21. Lick +70 (231.25%)
22. Refs +195 (676.92%)
23. Weather +5 (22.27%)
24. Friends +6 (23.36%)
25. Night -2 (14.67%)

Trending Today

1. Priest +4301 (8,300.00%)
2. Fucks +8321 (6,000.00%)
3. Posture +1939 (5,100.00%)
4. Swallow +2278 (4,966.67%)
5. Gomez +8141 (4,900.00%)
6. Bayern +3413 (4,300.00%)
7. Oklahoma +1812 (4,275.00%)
8. Chelsea +941 (3,755.56%)
9. Amateur +6802 (3,300.00%)
10. Redhead +2180 (2,300.00%)

What is this?

We collect messages from Twitter about things that suck and then analyze those messages using computers and math and stuff to determine what sucks the most.

The Suck Report on Twitter

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• We just indexed our 100 millionth tweet! What a long, sucky trip it's been. Here's to 100 million more! http://t.co/jBFvLh99
  Wednesday, April 18th 7:21 PM
• Best feedback ever: "who gave you the right to do this??" Twitter's Terms of Service & copyright law for starters. Tweets are public, buddy.
  Friday, November 18th 11:03 AM
• RT @wired: If I had $185K, I would buy .sucks and auction off ticketmaster.sucks, etc. Any other good ideas for new top level domains?
  Monday, June 20th 10:54 AM

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